For The Week...

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

For The Week...

Sorry guy's my blog isn't letting me upload pictures. That's why nothing was posted last week (or this week). I was trying to figure it out last week but i still haven't. 
Have  a great week....




burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." 
       
      He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you." 
       
      This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. 
       
      He asked, "Did you say that?" 
       
      The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you, that's all." 
       
      The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?" 
       
      "Moses." 
       
      "Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?" 
       
      The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."