joke of the week!!

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

Joke Of The Week

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

Easter!!! :D

We had our Easter egg hunt yesterday and here are some pix!! :)

The kids coming out of the house!!

Daniel getting on his shoes in a big hurry!! :P

Melia got lots of eggs in about 30 seconds!!

I hid some eggs in the rose bush thinking that one of the older kids would get them, but Melia spotted them first and so she got a little tangled up!! :P

I got goose bumps watching Daniel walking (or rather running) on the bricks!!

we always let the three little kids go find some Easter eggs for about 1 minute before we let the three old kids go, and as you can see here, Ben is making sure they stay!!! :P lol

oh yes, Luke hid an egg on our pond fountain and Daniel decided to try and get it!!

He almost fell in twice!!

Melia almost fell in to!! :-o lol

Ethan hurrying!!

Melia hurrying to some eggs she had spotted!!

Josiah found the biggest jackpot, and Jared quickly came over to see if he missed any!! (which he didn't!!)

DeAtra had obviously found another jackpot!!

no, that is not an Easter egg!!

DeAtra had obviously spotted some eggs!!!

DeAtra's Easter eggs about half way through the whole Easter egg hunt!!

As you can see our yard is quite busy!! :P

bye for now

C~

joke of the week!!

What Kind of Tracks Are They?

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

joke of the week!!

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

nothing much

Hey!!

Sorry, that's there have only being Joke of the Week posts!!

You see there's really nothing to post about!! :-/

My older sibs are going to Weekend in the Word in Alberta tomorrow (except for my older sis Anita) and so i'll probably be a bit busier then usual and.......yeah!! :)

so ttyl

bye

Chavonne

Joke of the week!!

Proof That Blondes Are Not Really Dumb

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies, "Yes."

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

Joke of the week!!

How to get across the river

A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side.

She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched half way across the river to try to swing to the other side. No matter how hard she tried she couldn't get across.

After many failed attempts, she finally felt like giving up. Yet, at the last moment, she saw a person walking by and decided to follow her--across the bridge.

Joke of the week!!

TWO BOYS

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that,
if any mischief occurred in their town,
their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a
clergyman in town
had been successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it.!"

Decorating Cookies!!!!

So this morning Chericce took out the decorating cookies set and let the Melia, Jared, and Daniel decorate some cookies!!!

The kids starting their cookies!!!

Daniel and his cookies!!

Jared and his cookies!!!

Melia and her cookies!!

(she always half closes her eyes whenever you take a picture of her!! :P lol)

Chericce!!

Melia's finished cookies!!!

Daniels finished cookies!!

And Jared's cookies!!

(the only 7 year old who insists on two tone icing!! :P)

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And I thought that i'd throw in some pictures of my ADORABLE nephew!!

(these pix were taken around new years!!)

He LOVED the patio windows because the dogs were always there watching him hit the window!!!! :D

~C

Joke of the week

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
After finding nothing in the fire wood the FBI leave the neighbors.

The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

"There I fixed it"

These are REALLY funny!!!
Instead of sending these out I just decided to post them!! :)

Life really boils down to 2 question......

1. ..should I get a dog....?

OR.....

2.....Should I have children??

No matter what situations life throws at you

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem

Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel!!!

C~