Melia the mouse

my 'lil 4-year-old sister Melia the mouse!!! :D

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"Oh my goodness!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

Joke of the Week

Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration." The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Chericce's b-day/Mothers day/ grifts/ shopping

So i'm going to post about:

Chericce's birthday

Mother's day

gifts

and shopping

Chericce came Friday night and surprised my mom for Mother's day! :D

Me up in my family knew, and also my auntie and Grandma.

so here are some pix!

BTW:I think this is the biggest post I have ever done!! :P

Chericce's birthday:

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Chericce!

Happy Birthday to you!

As you can see Jared is very anxious to eat the cake! :P

smile!! :)

Mothers Day morning:

Melia!

isn't she adorable?

her hair

cutie!

Jared saying his verse

the kids quire

Daniel

Melia!

(who is tired!)

all of the mothers at our church got a rose

Ethan and Daniel!

Jared being silly

Melia being silly!!

DeAtra

Joey be silly!

dad looking in the mirror!!

Luke and Melia!

YUMMY!!!!!

and then it was time for gifts:

mom and Melia

And then after gifts we all played a game of bocci ball:

I forget what we were talking about here!

DeAtra and Melia

(from left to right)

Daniel, Luke, and Jared

i'm not sure what Ben was doing here!

my awesome/strong dad!! :D

my strong bro!!

look how strong she is!! :D

I think we won that round!

Anita showing Melia how to throw the ball so it goes farther!!

Melia!! :D

Jared waiting his turn!

I loved the cake!! :D

(for two reasons! :P)

The next day Chericce, mom, DeAtra, Melia, and I all went shopping:

Melia trying out the chairs!!! =P

they had some really cool/weird/gross stuff at one store!! =D

This is probably one of my favourites.

You squeeze the chicken and this happens:

well that's all for now!!

ttyl

Hope you all had a great week and mother's day! :)

C~

Joke Of The Week

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."