For The Week...

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

For The Week...

Sorry guy's my blog isn't letting me upload pictures. That's why nothing was posted last week (or this week). I was trying to figure it out last week but i still haven't. 
Have  a great week....




burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." 
       
      He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you." 
       
      This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. 
       
      He asked, "Did you say that?" 
       
      The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you, that's all." 
       
      The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?" 
       
      "Moses." 
       
      "Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?" 
       
      The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."

For The Week...

boy was sitting on a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. 
       
      Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the boy about the source of his joy. 
       
      "Hey" asked the boy in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle." 
       
      The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the boy and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" of the miracles of the Bible. "That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across." 
       
      The boy was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible laying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the boy began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation. 
       
      "Wow!" exclaimed the boy happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!"

Blue Dress photo-shoot

So these photo's were taken a while ago, when we actually had warm weather =P

My model is my younger 12 year old sister, DeAtra, and the dress she's wearing my mom actually made years ago. Impressive, eh?

I took lots of photos but am only going to post a few [; 

-The Life Of A Teenage Girl

For The Week...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.

She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!

For The Week...

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Storm Sandy

A reminder to keep everyone who's being affected by Storm Sandy in our prayers

-The Life Of A Teenage Girl

Pinterest Creativity

Hey guys!!! [:

So a lot has being going on (mostly with school, job and other little life stuff) so thats why nothing has been posted for a while. =P

So today i'm just posting some really awesome idea's i found on pinterest.com. 

I love how you discover so many new things you never would have thought about. For example i never though of making a scarf out of a shirt. Or instead of throwing out jeans that has a hug hole in them, you can use lace to make your jeans look uber cute. And the nail art is so amazing!

Check it out [:

I thought the last project with the leaves is so cool (considering we're in the season of Autumn =D)

Have a great day everyone, and if you do one of the above projects i'd love to see the finished work [;

-The Life Of A Teenage Girl

Thanksgiving Post

(this was suppose to be posted on Thanksgiving but didn't for some reason. Here it is anyways)

Can you tell?

Who can tell what this is?

Leave a comment or email me if you have a clue as to what it is [;

-The Life Of A Teenage Girl

"Summer should get a speeding ticket"

(Above quote from a friend)

Don't you agree? Summer SHOULD get a speeding ticket! Don't get my wrong, i love fall. The colours are awesome, the dried leaves, apple cider, fresh air...!

Such an awesome time of the year. However, its really unfair how fast summer went by. 

Anyways, since we had family down since last week i decided to post some photos i completely forgot about, that i took this summer. Take a look and let me know what you think [:

-The Life Of A Teenage Girl

DAY 3/trip to the grandparents

Okay, so like i said in my DAY 2 post, DAY 3 was going to be on my cousins HUGE dog. So.... Day FOUR that we were there (maybe i should change the title...?) we were invited to our cousins, fiance house for supper. While we were waiting for supper the three youngest kids, headed outside to play with our cousins dog, Wizer (or something like that =P), so i grabbed some photos of them playing. There are definitely some amusing photos here. Enjoy =D

Okay, so seeing the dog in photos does NOT do it

 justice for the size of the dog. But when

you're right beside the dog it is

a really big dog. =P

stare down!

cutie<3

discussing who throws

the toy next....

......

 trying to corner Wizer

unsuccessful...

So that is the ending photo for DAY 3. Day 4 will be up by next week!

Have a great weekend guys [;

-The Life Of A Teenage Girl